did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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