i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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