Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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