We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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