Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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