I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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