Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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