Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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