we have pet lesbian snakes
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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