Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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