i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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