Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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