it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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