i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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