i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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