I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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