I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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