It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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