Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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