2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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