There was a lot of him and a little penis
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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