So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She bit a glass in half.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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