ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
