Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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