We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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