Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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