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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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