just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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