Quick, to the slutcave!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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