you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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