do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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