so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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