Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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