it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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