Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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