Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
