with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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