Buhtt sex?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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