glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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