i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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