I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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