One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
What a dumb baby whore.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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