Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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