i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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