Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
