So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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