What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Randomize
