Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
