sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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