My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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