I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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