I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
why is half of my head shaved?
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