i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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