Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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