i would punch a child for taco bell
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
BRING THE BAGELS
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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