The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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