This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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