is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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