my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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