Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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