we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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