ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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