just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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